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the lozenge that says 'suck this'

Now this is a product that someone should make.

I can’t imagine how many people daily would be given one of these.

Person: This was due two weeks ago, I can’t believe you haven’t done this yet!!!!?!
Me: Scroatie?

Person in front at checkout: Take 50 out of that card, and here’s 10 cash, oh and here’s some change, and maybe another 20 out of this card…
Me: Scroatie?

Person: waffle waffle waffle blah blah something boring about something waffle
Me: Scroatie?

Scroatie anyone?