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not old people nads, just young ones.
People freak me out. I thought it was bad enough when all I was getting were people looking for why women liked or were like cats. That made sense.
News flash. I don’t have pictures of testicles of young people. Or old people.
I may have the old drawing of a ‘nad or two, but as my fiance points out “That doesn’t even look like a ball sack”, so move along. Nothing to see here.
SERIOUSLY!
... and the letter m 
I think the pictures looked ENTIRELY anatomically correct for old man ball sack, and Fiance (unless he is old himself) should not know what old man ball sack looks like anyway! And I keep getting people who want to know if kiwi makes your lips go numb, so don’t despair — folks is just weird.
Nah, Fiance is ‘older’ by a year anna bit than me, but we’re both still on the less-than side of 40.
I do however have a way cool, disturbing and disgusting story (so, you know, fun all ’round) about the old man ball sack, but I’m so damn sleepy that I’ll save it for a whole post, because it’s really that worth it.
and, I suffered through it, so should the rest of the damn universe.
it happened about 7 years ago and I’m STILL traumatised to this very day.
One of the most exciting parts of my day is checking my blog stats and seeing what the freak shows were Googling to find my site.
“Ugly fat bridesmaids” and “dude crotch” are two recent favorites.
I giggled for some time about dude crotch.
Now I’m wondering if they were the same person, I mean ugly fat bridesmaids with dude crotch would be scary.